Reports of my Demise

Stupidity is everywhere; it's just not evenly distributed.

Some live with reckless abandon and a total disregard for consequence. They stare the devil in the eye in life's biggest game of chicken and come out the other side without a scratch on them. They crash stolen cars. They climb up and fall off water towers. They eat street food. And yet they live to tell the tale.

On the other extreme, there are those who, to keep their adventurous urges in check, simply have to imagine their poor mothers reading reports of their demise.

Tragedy as Bus Sinks in German River

Camper Crushed to Death by Cow

Man Decapitated at German Fairground

Man Found Dead at Bottom of Cliff

Bomb Kills Englishman in Tel Aviv

Man Found Dead on Sea Wall

Englishman Brutally Murdered in Abandoned Hotel

Tragic Accident in Japanese Ski Resort

Man Killed in High Speed Interstate Crash

Glens Falls Tourist Killed in Drug Cartel Shoot-Out Crossfire

Mysterious Death in Hippie Commune